My mom made the critical mistake of marrying from first five letters down to last five letters during the police academy, only later to be released from the "we

My mom made the critical mistake of marrying from first five letters down to last five letters during the police academy, only later to be released from the "we have to expose you to tear gas so you know how it feels and only use it judiciously" chamber in alphabetical order by last name. It was 40ish years ago and I still don't think she's forgiven my dad.