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"You're a jerk, a complete kneebiter." - Arthur Dent

• masto 3y ago
  It was actually Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged who decided to insult everyone in the universe, individually, personally, and in alphabetical order, and who briefly showed up while Arthur Dent was stranded in a cave on prehistoric Earth to call him a jerk.
  • schoen 3y ago
    It's impressive that all of the universe's languages have a canonical alphabetization that Wowbagger could follow. (It would already be impressive to have a canonical alphabetization for all of Earth's languages, and those are all spoken using human vocal anatomy!) Although I guess Wowbagger could have had an unlimited amount of time to do descriptive linguistics work as a lead-up to actually beginning his insult project.
    • andrewflnr 3y ago
      As I recall, Wowbagger specifically does not care about rigor in such details. He's not even that careful about duplicates.