I've read many analyses of languages: their pros and cons, how much better I would think if I used them, how much more efficient I would be if I used them, how

I've read many analyses of languages: their pros and cons, how much better I would think if I used them, how much more efficient I would be if I used them, how much cooler I would be if I used them. But nothing was enough to convince to change. Until this. Fundamentalist Christianity. Well, goddamn. How can I distribute desktop apps in Lisp? :)