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Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
by spudlyo 3y ago
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
- dylan604 3y agoI can't believe scurvy has yet to be mentioned.
- wolfram74 3y agoWell we have juice boxes for that now. Krakens are still a problem though.
- dylan604 3y agoHa! I can see a kid's commercial for a juice box with pirates sipping on a juice box while sword fighting a Kraken attacking their ship. "While sailing the high seas, we no longer have to worry about scurvy thanks to Hi-C's vitamin C fortified juice boxes. We do still have to fight the Kraken though!" narrator voice kicks in
- selimthegrim 3y agoPlease don’t tell Sora.
- christkv 3y agoPressgangs and veneral disease
- yawpitch 3y agoOh yeah definitely the venereal disease. Any port in a storm isn’t a good motto for a long life.