3 ms·

Doldrums. Hurricanes. Impulsively murdered albatrosses. Kraken. Also pirates, undead and otherwise. Really the list goes on.

• spudlyo 3y ago
  Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
  • dylan604 3y ago
    I can't believe scurvy has yet to be mentioned.
    • wolfram74 3y ago
      Well we have juice boxes for that now. Krakens are still a problem though.
      • dylan604 3y ago
        Ha! I can see a kid's commercial for a juice box with pirates sipping on a juice box while sword fighting a Kraken attacking their ship. "While sailing the high seas, we no longer have to worry about scurvy thanks to Hi-C's vitamin C fortified juice boxes. We do still have to fight the Kraken though!" narrator voice kicks in
        • selimthegrim 3y ago
          Please don’t tell Sora.
  • christkv 3y ago
    Pressgangs and veneral disease
    • yawpitch 3y ago
      Oh yeah definitely the venereal disease. Any port in a storm isn’t a good motto for a long life.