And then crypto-sign each transaction with an enormously expensive proof-of-work function because you don't trust anyone wearing a suit and then blindly go all-

And then crypto-sign each transaction with an enormously expensive proof-of-work function because you don't trust anyone wearing a suit and then blindly go all-in on this new "blockchain" being the solution to every problem and then get scammed all the way up your own asshole by believing your own bullshit, and then beg those people in suits to fix it for you like a housecat begging for food from their owner they just scratched the shit out of, and be confused that they can't fix everything for you this time because you intentionally cut them out of the system. It's foolproof!