You can just go out on the Internet and buy a yak, or an ibis. But not a giraffe. Someone needs to fill this glaring void immediately. I understand there's re

You can just go out on the Internet and buy a yak, or an ibis. But not a giraffe. Someone needs to fill this glaring void immediately. I understand there's regulations and stuff involved: that's ok. We can get creative. Prosthetic enhanced goats should satisfy the early customers, at least for long enough to get the breeding program established. Then we can offer the early adopters favorable trade in rates and duck any accusations of fraud or shoddy merchandise.