Whenever someone says there's a glorious technological future and we're living in it, I read an anecdote like this one. The robots won't be using us as slaves,

Whenever someone says there's a glorious technological future and we're living in it, I read an anecdote like this one. The robots won't be using us as slaves, they'll be confused by the traffic-calming speed-bump that the apathetic underpaid offshore programmer didn't factor in. I hope "Smith" was "Morgan" and "Jones" was "Stanley", just for the irony.