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> because of the way they did the conversion to open offices, they no longer have enough room for everybody in the company Stop me if you heard this one: Act
by probably_wrong 2y ago
> because of the way they did the conversion to open offices, they no longer have enough room for everybody in the company
Stop me if you heard this one:
Act I: "Since most employees are working from home we'll move to a smaller office and assign shared desks. Please remove all personal items from your office."
Act II: "No one is coming to the office and the few that do feel lonely. Please come to the office three days a week."
Act III: "You are all coming Tuesday-to-Thursday and we don't have enough space for everyone at the same time. Please choose three non-consecutive office days."
Act IV: "There are too many people using the meeting rooms. If you have lots of meetings then please stay at home that day."