Only most good programmers know that they're never going to be paid what they're worth while working for a business major (or any non-programmer). And more and

Only most good programmers know that they're never going to be paid what they're worth while working for a business major (or any non-programmer). And more and more of them are starting their own businesses and doing coding for themselves. In fact, many non-programmers realize that they would rather have someone who does the same thing they do, be their boss. Hey, want to have a job that's quickly becoming obsolete? Switch to business major! Then you can get drunk most of the time too.