The client platform's implementation of scrolling is entirely irrelevant here. The content is still beneath the fold, and thus the user must scroll down to view

The client platform's implementation of scrolling is entirely irrelevant here. The content is still beneath the fold, and thus the user must scroll down to view it. You've managed to ruin the single — and critical — piece of user interaction required to view your site's [meaningless] content. That said, it is pretty.