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I created a cow, then gave it consciousness, then the cow had a breakdown because it existed, purposeless, in a vacuum. Then I spoke with it and got: > The Cow
by CobrastanJorji 3y ago
I created a cow, then gave it consciousness, then the cow had a breakdown because it existed, purposeless, in a vacuum. Then I spoke with it and got:
> The Cow lets out a long, shuddering sigh, leaning into your touch. You stroke her soft nose as she nuzzles against you, both of you taking comfort in the contact, in the knowledge that whatever this bizarre situation is, at least neither of you has to face it utterly alone.
Then I made her into the god of cows:
> "THROUGH UDDER AND TEAT I BIRTH AND SUSTAIN ALL THINGS. MY MILK IS THE STAR STUFF OF LIFE!"
- stavros 3y agoI created a cat, it called it Schrödinger and gave it a 50% change to be alive. I observed the cat, it said I open the box and the cat is dead. It said "in this universe, only the cold, uncaring quantum reality remains. Schrödinger is dead. Long live Schrödinger." Pretty poignant.
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