https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-vasectomy-new-york-new-jersey https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-v... Thankf

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-vasectomy-new-york-new-jersey https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-v... Thankfully the surgeon wasn't "scalpel deep" during the quake!