I live in Oakland. Right now, we have some ... issues. In fact, the area around the airport has some of the highest rates of crime, specifically rental-car bre

I live in Oakland. Right now, we have some ... issues. In fact, the area around the airport has some of the highest rates of crime, specifically rental-car break-ins. This cynical name change would create confusion and lots of unhappy people. (Happy gangsters, though.)