See also https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/law-4 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/law-4 There's no law against chewing rocks or sticking a fork in your ass un

See also https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/law-4 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/law-4 There's no law against chewing rocks or sticking a fork in your ass until, for whatever unfathomable reason, a bunch of people start doing it in a manner that inconveniences everyone else.