While it's interesting to philosophize about alternatives like this and it's seemingly obviously true that there's no trivial solution to maintainership that so

While it's interesting to philosophize about alternatives like this and it's seemingly obviously true that there's no trivial solution to maintainership that solves all problems perfectly, I'm a little wary about presenting these flawed approaches as somehow equivalent; I highly doubt they're even remotely equally bad - nor that they have equally big upsides.