Ok, so we went back and looked at other correlations. The bad news is that reducing the late night alcohol sales between 2018 and 2022 has increased opioid deat

Ok, so we went back and looked at other correlations. The bad news is that reducing the late night alcohol sales between 2018 and 2022 has increased opioid deaths. The good news is that increasing opioid deaths between 2018 and 2022 has lowered the crime rate in those areas (see our earlier paper)! Also we're not too sure but at certain levels of nocturnal alcohol availability nearly everyone stayed at home for weeks on end and made microchips, like, hella expensive. Weird, right? More research required.