My point wasn't to derive the best classical strategy, but to describe the problem in simple terms that people who aren't familiar with quantum mechanics could

My point wasn't to derive the best classical strategy, but to describe the problem in simple terms that people who aren't familiar with quantum mechanics could understand. QM is a very academic field, verging on intentionally obtuse, and that keeps non-experts from participating. Cozy if you're entrenched, but not the best for fresh approaches.