I'd love to have that. At a previous gig a query ballooned up to taking 30 seconds up from 1 second. The reason was the query planner decided to use a different

I'd love to have that. At a previous gig a query ballooned up to taking 30 seconds up from 1 second. The reason was the query planner decided to use a different plan. Any statistics update didn't work. Finally I tried just swapping the join order. The plan changed all was well. Until the planner decided to change the plan again...