People love to keep trotting it out, which is annoying. "Can't use MySQL because <thing-that-hasn't-been-true-for-over-a-decade>", which I guess is arguably ad

People love to keep trotting it out, which is annoying. "Can't use MySQL because <thing-that-hasn't-been-true-for-over-a-decade>", which I guess is arguably adjacent to other points in the article about the stuff databases have added over the years: Check in on your databases periodically, and refresh your memory. There's a very real chance they've picked up features that'll make your life a lot easier.