Everyone here is acting as if it's impossible to script git commits or email replies as a scheduled task or even put someone on the night shift to click send -

Everyone here is acting as if it's impossible to script git commits or email replies as a scheduled task or even put someone on the night shift to click send - to give the appearance of being somewhere you're not. There was WAY more than one person involved here. Every email, commit, etc. was a deliberate task that was carefully planned.