Hey, just because it looks, smells and is written exactly like every other moral panic ever, doesn't mean Concerned Mothers shouldn't go lobby for a law to Chan

Hey, just because it looks, smells and is written exactly like every other moral panic ever, doesn't mean Concerned Mothers shouldn't go lobby for a law to Change Things for the next generation. Surely it won't lead to a generation that is praised for lower [drug use, comic book fascination, dungeons and dragons, sci-fi, etc, etc, etc] during the enforcement period who then suffer from massive relapse in later life, sometimes with disastrous- but more often just revolutionary- effects on the world, man.