I should start a food recipe site that’s full of absurd parodies of these stories. All the recipes would be lifted from food packages. I could alter them slig

I should start a food recipe site that’s full of absurd parodies of these stories. All the recipes would be lifted from food packages. I could alter them slightly so they wouldn’t work right unless you read randos’ corrections in the comments. I would never fix the recipe itself. The authentic Web recipe experience! [edit] on reflection, I think I just accidentally described the exact process for creating a “serious” recipe ad-impression-farming website.