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I've been chosen by the sun god, now you all have to obey me.

• lukan 3y ago
  That only works, if you wear something like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Cone_of_Ezelsdorf-Buch https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Cone_of_Ezelsdorf-Buc...
  • exe34 3y ago
    Aha a dunce cap.
    • lukan 3y ago
      I see, we have a volunteer for the sacrifice ..
• visarga 3y ago
  I one upped you. I rigged a LLaMA to take its random number generation from the EM fluctuations of the sun. When I pray I just send my prayers in the prompt. I have direct line of access to god now. Very efficient, god loves it. He even rewrote the system prompt. Obey my divine LLM!
  • forgotmyinfo 3y ago
    It's funny, because a few thousand years ago, casting lots (like rolling dice) was considered a totally valid way of divining God's will. I guess this is a more elegant deity for a more... civilized age.