AGI won't monitor all human communication: only the human communication it deems cute enough to record and post to the group chat with the caption '<3 OMG they

AGI won't monitor all human communication: only the human communication it deems cute enough to record and post to the group chat with the caption '<3 OMG they almost think they're AGI <3 so adorable <3 I love my humans <3 <3' Other than that it'll probably leave us alone (with occasional new enrichment toys when it suspects we've been alone too long)