There is an old Saturday Night Live commercial skit for a fake financial services company, produced in the style of the old Charles Schwab ads. It seems like t

There is an old Saturday Night Live commercial skit for a fake financial services company, produced in the style of the old Charles Schwab ads. It seems like they could have used some advice from David Schwimmer: We will make a list of our clients, and how much money each of them has given us to invest. We will keep this list in a safe place. If we have time, we will make a copy of the list, in case something happens to the first list. We must take special care of the list with each client’s name and the amount of money he has invested. If we were to lose that list, we would be ruined. If my wife calls while I’m in shagging my secretary, tell her I’m at a board meeting. That way I’ll be able to continue shagging my secretary without my wife knowing about it. If my wife were to find out about me and my secretary, that would be bad. As bad as losing the list. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95cgrayson1.phtml https://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95cgrayson1.phtml https://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95cgrayson2.phtml https://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95cgrayson2.phtml