My sweet, summer child~ I can guarantee that each of those sentences is repeated verbatim somewhere on a certain website. EDIT: I swear I meant to type "almos

My sweet, summer child~ I can guarantee that each of those sentences is repeated verbatim somewhere on a certain website. EDIT: I swear I meant to type "almost verbatim." That said, Google is no longer a good authority for, "Is it somewhere online?".