Imagining bidets in some of the public toilets I've seen over the years... yeah no ive seen gas station bathrooms where i really wanted to wash my feet after

Imagining bidets in some of the public toilets I've seen over the years... yeah no ive seen gas station bathrooms where i really wanted to wash my feet after "2 steps in, 2 steps out, go pee on a tree". On the other hand, they keep talking up "fecal transplants" as a health panacea; public bidets would probably achieves that. Get the "public health" people on it, there's probably grant money to be had, at least.