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Would be cool if we had tails, so I could wag it with my future dog!
by speedylight 3y ago
Would be cool if we had tails, so I could wag it with my future dog!
- tempaccount420 3y agoBut imagine if your tail was hairless :/
- cosmojg 3y agoI imagine that it could still look cool if it were shaped/tapered in just the right way, maybe somewhere between that of a Sphynx cat and a lizard.
- codetrotter 3y agoThat sounds like an opportunity for a whole industry to emerge tbh. Hi we are Tailstyle! For far too long we’ve been accepting that our tails need to be naked like the rest of our bodies. Today I am offering you a share in our company for a very good price. Sharks, listen, everyone knows that wigs and toupees are amazing. What if I told you that my company we can put semi-permanent hair on your tail to look like a tiger! Or a panther? Or you could even have your tail look like that big flying dog in that one movie from the 80s you know which one I mean. And not only that. We’re also making tail socks that you can wear for special occasions! Christmas tail socks. Wedding tail socks. Funeral tail socks. Homecoming ball tail socks. You name it!
- Kye 3y agoThere are already companies that make tails. Not much of a jump to styling existing tails.
- winocm 3y agoTailscale.
- codetrotter 3y agoYeah but those guys would probably pivot to making lizard tails for the people. That’s respectable too. I just think the demand for fur-covered tails is a bigger potential market.
- tormeh 3y agoImagine if it was covered in pubes. That would definitely be worse.
- ChainOfFools 3y agoI'm not sure that would be as much of a problem as one might think, considering that many if not a majority of males today do just fine with their faces covered in pubes.
- zo1 3y agoAnd also the people with a head-full of "pubes". People and cultures adapt.