This happens in other countries as well. An option here is to donate to a charity. It is tax-deductible, carries no risk of accidentally making you more money,

This happens in other countries as well. An option here is to donate to a charity. It is tax-deductible, carries no risk of accidentally making you more money, and typically does some good instead of lining the pockets of the wealthy. Do check if that would work for you before wasting money on useless put options.