At last, techbro ageism explained. VCs: "Ooo... Little baby founder so cute, I just want to fund you right up... Oh yes, I do! Yes, I do!" New Techbro: "I'm

At last, techbro ageism explained. VCs: "Ooo... Little baby founder so cute, I just want to fund you right up... Oh yes, I do! Yes, I do!" New Techbro: "I'm the special little baby." Same Techbro a Few Years Later: "Why are the special little babies in charge?" Newer Techbro: "OK, boomer."