I envision a world where we discover that some of our pets enjoy tech like us, but we try our hardest not to brainwash them with ads for humans. In this world,

I envision a world where we discover that some of our pets enjoy tech like us, but we try our hardest not to brainwash them with ads for humans. In this world, some of us humans try to fail Turing tests on purpose to get access to ad-free tech designed for pets. Yes, Google, I am a parrot, why?