But that way dividends are useless though. I'd much rather dividends be issued on random dates to random shareholders so that the market cannot predict when th

But that way dividends are useless though. I'd much rather dividends be issued on random dates to random shareholders so that the market cannot predict when they happen, just a bunch of random people anonymously get dividends deposited each time, and as long as you stay invested for a long time you get dividends at the same average rate as everyone else.