> Imagine having to deal with them making a mess every 30 minutes for 70 years. How many poops even is that? Yikes. If my math is right, over 70 years a parrot

> Imagine having to deal with them making a mess every 30 minutes for 70 years. How many poops even is that? Yikes. If my math is right, over 70 years a parrot would give 1,227,240 shits about you.