> Times shown on tickets, timetables, published schedules or elsewhere, and aircraft type and similar details reflected on tickets or UA’s schedule are not guar

> Times shown on tickets, timetables, published schedules or elsewhere, and aircraft type and similar details reflected on tickets or UA’s schedule are not guaranteed and form no part of this contract. That's a lot of lawyer-speak for "Our core business model has absolutely no guarantees and we can change it at any time for any reason and if our failure to serve our customers causes us to go bankrupt you rubes get to pay for it in the form of government bail-outs"