I use to ask these in interviews without waiting for the answer: Why do I want to work here? I mean, why do you [still] work here? Or better put, how long have

I use to ask these in interviews without waiting for the answer: Why do I want to work here? I mean, why do you [still] work here? Or better put, how long have you been working here? Over all that time, you've never looked for anything else? What is it that keeps you here? Comfort? Challenge? Fun coworkers? If they look sad and say nothing I put my coat back on. The correct response for me is something like: We at acme inc are pushing the frontier of widget manufacturing! Sounds great, I don't care what you pay me, ill start Monday! See you Monday! Are we done? Then we shake hands, I get up, turn my back towards them and while walking away I stick up my finger and say "push the frontier of widget manufacturing!" as if it is the coolest thing ever. Monday morning I pick which job I go to.