Imagine living in a universe where someone broke the one proton. Now we have to sit here for eleventy eternities all disincarnate waiting for new laws of physic

Imagine living in a universe where someone broke the one proton. Now we have to sit here for eleventy eternities all disincarnate waiting for new laws of physics to congeal. "Honestly, are you never going to let this go? I had goo reason to think there was more than one proton!"