Bro, someone found an old hunk of metal in a river, and you're losing your shit here. Maybe the person who found it doesn't care that they didn't get a reward

Bro, someone found an old hunk of metal in a river, and you're losing your shit here. Maybe the person who found it doesn't care that they didn't get a reward and is just happy to have an amazing story and to have helped all of humanity learn a little more about the collective past that somehow all of man managed to forget about after it happened. There are much more important things in this world besides fortune, and not everything is a conspiracy by the shadow government to oppress you.