No. That's a strawman. I think the point of an abstract should be to provide a summary easy for humans to quickly digest, including researchers skimming hundred

No. That's a strawman. I think the point of an abstract should be to provide a summary easy for humans to quickly digest, including researchers skimming hundreds of papers and laypeople. I think the body and supplemental materials, in contrast, should not have a page limit and provide complete background as needed for replication. Those should have much more than this paper.