Personally, I’d write it if it was my job. And then bitch about it to my friends and we can roll our eyes. Just like any stupid thing I’m asked to do. Actuall

Personally, I’d write it if it was my job. And then bitch about it to my friends and we can roll our eyes. Just like any stupid thing I’m asked to do. Actually I’d be much happier writing that than dealing with ticket YJ-2934 hanging out in Jira. I don’t need to be a sick, deprived sociopath. Then again, I still happily buy and use Apple products. They’ll get over their pointless tempter tantrum at some point. I hope.