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They're down ~27% YTD. Something tells me that there's going to be a "come to Jesus" meeting soon in the C-suite's future that results in the deployment of a g
by lenerdenator 3y ago
They're down ~27% YTD.
Something tells me that there's going to be a "come to Jesus" meeting soon in the C-suite's future that results in the deployment of a golden parachute.
- ChicagoBoy11 3y agoCan only hope to unfortunately find myself with one such meeting scheduled on my calendar!
- chasd00 3y agohopefully the parachute is made by Boeing
- dh2022 3y agomaybe not made by Boeing, but certainly paid by it....
- robocat 3y agoEngineers probably told to make a golden parachute for the execs. Engineers love a good challenge. Let's compare tensile strength of gold to silk (the original parachute material): • Ultimate tensile strength of Gold is 220 MPa • degummed natural silk fibers, with a tensile strength of 614 MPa So approximately just triple the gold thread versus silk thread. Expensive but doable. Gold may add to total weight (parachute + person) to keep floating causing velocity to increase versus silk. Attach warning label: IANA MECHENG.
- michaelcampbell 3y agoThere will be a scapegoat, and then big bonuses for everyone else for eliminating the bad seed, at the expense of the workers who won't get raises to pay for it all.
- dessimus 3y agoCalhoun opens the third envelope...