Have your wife file for divorce after you find out she’s been cheating on you for 18 months and been planning for this eventuality since day 1 of her affair. Oh

Have your wife file for divorce after you find out she’s been cheating on you for 18 months and been planning for this eventuality since day 1 of her affair. Oh and she’ll have spent $300K in 11 months prior to the divorce. I’m already $30K down in legal fees on top of it all. The one bit of good news is that I lost 1/3 of my total body weight since Thanksgiving.