I changed my name when marrying and moved from the end of the alphabet to the middle. I wondered what effect it would have: am I now more likely to get a cooki

I changed my name when marrying and moved from the end of the alphabet to the middle. I wondered what effect it would have: am I now more likely to get a cookie before they run out? But what if it’s bullets — they should run out before they get to me. Spoiler: I’ve not been able to notice any difference.