It feels like serious people would have said something more like "we are going to improve the performance (measured in s), of the algorithms/models such X, Y, Z

It feels like serious people would have said something more like "we are going to improve the performance (measured in s), of the algorithms/models such X, Y, Z which are used in a, b, c." Can anyone name a company which used such absurd language to describe themselves and then actually delivered something valuable? There must be one.