I may have to tweak my disclaimer in that direction too. Anywhere I deliberately list my contact details I always try to include text the effect that “Please no

I may have to tweak my disclaimer in that direction too. Anywhere I deliberately list my contact details I always try to include text the effect that “Please note that any communication sent to these addresses/numbers will be accepted as a gift which I own and condo with anything I please, including but not limited to publicly publishing it and ridiculing you for my amusement should I feel the need or the want. If you are uncomfortable with this, feel free to refrain from contacting me. If you wish to negotiate some form of non-disclosure agreement, drop me a message stating just that, and I will ask my legal adviser to send you the relevant schedule of charges for the time that will require. Simply assuming such an agreement is in place, or unilaterally declaring one, in an email footer or elsewhere, is not sufficient.”.