A man was able to survive on nothing but Coke?!? What a freak of nature! Wait... Roberto delightedly pours a can of Coke all over the ice cream and begins lapp

A man was able to survive on nothing but Coke?!? What a freak of nature! Wait... Roberto delightedly pours a can of Coke all over the ice cream and begins lapping it up with a spoon. Oh. He only drinks Coke. What he eats, that's another matter. Uh, that's your own bad decision, man.