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Either you're seriously clumsy or you just have a really big portion of bad luck!

• ktizo 14y ago
  More an ability to be exceptionally stupid when drunk.
  • Tichy 14y ago
    No offense, but wouldn't that imply that you are stupid when not drunk, as you consciously decide to get drunk?
    • ktizo 14y ago
      I can be amazingly stupid when sober, this is true, especially for the first 30 minutes after waking up. But to really screw things up there is normally booze involved. As for consciously deciding to get drunk when sober, I normally decide to get tipsy. It is when I am tipsy that I decide to get absolutely hammered. But then again according to statistics, drinkers live longer, have more sex and have higher IQs than teetotallers, plus for most of human history it was one of the few sources of clean water, so is not an entirely stupid activity.
      • darklajid 14y ago
        Now THAT explanation made me smile. I drink to that.