I see you're irrationally proselytizing again. We just saw you over in the programming languages thread, now you're here, refusing to confront the reality of h

I see you're irrationally proselytizing again. We just saw you over in the programming languages thread, now you're here, refusing to confront the reality of how broken M/R is in Riak. What monkey crawls around on your back to make you so confrontational and irrational?