I've got a couple thousand bitcoin in self-custody, mined out of curiosity a couple days after Satoshi's initial announcement. The key is of course lost, but n

I've got a couple thousand bitcoin in self-custody, mined out of curiosity a couple days after Satoshi's initial announcement. The key is of course lost, but not to worry; I printed it out on a sheet of paper, which I buried in the garden of my dead grandmother's home. It's underneath the chicken coop. Anyone want to go digging?