scammer on stage: "the economy is crappy, so there's never been a greater need for contrarian financial advice" wut scammer on stage: don't worry i'll explain

scammer on stage: "the economy is crappy, so there's never been a greater need for contrarian financial advice" wut scammer on stage: don't worry i'll explain to you how to make products and everything; that takes 4 minutes" facepalm